Top ten reasons why men Prefer Guns to Women:

10.  You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
09.  You can keep one gun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
08.  If you admire a friend's gun, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
07.  A gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
06.  A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
05.  A gun will go off when you want it to.
04.  A gun will function normally every day of the month.
03.  A gun won't ask:  "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
02.  A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

...and the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman:  (Drum roll here)

01.  You can put a silencer on a gun...