The Chinaman, Hung Chow, wakes up not feeling well one morning, and he decides to call in sick. He calls his boss, and says: "Boss, I no come work today. I reawwy sick. Got headache, berry ache, and regs hurt. I no come work."

His boss says: "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel bad and don't want to go to work, instead, I go to my wife and have sex. That makes everything better, and I feel like going to work. You try that."

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say, and I feel reawwy good now. I be work soon....you got nice house, boss!"